It is poorly understood among humans that Feline ESP lets us cats read written material just as it lets us use computers. While we can read at a
distance, it is most efficient and enjoyable for us to be in physical contact with the book or newspaper while reading it. The more vigorous and active our contact, the more efficient our
reading. Thus, when we sit on your newspaper or roll around on your book, we are not merely trying to entertain you, but we are reading your book.
Every well adjusted cat will instantly recognize the pattern behind my choices. If you are human, and you have trouble understanding, go find
your owner and if you are really nice to her she may explain it to you. Generous applicataion of catnip and tummy rubs will help convince her that you are worthy of her feline insight.
