"One of those odd perks of having a personal relative gravity field is that I can get clothing to cling in otherwise impossible ways.  For example, David suggested this costume, and I tried it (this is an instant Polaroid  photo of me).  There's no way this would stay in place except my gravity field holds it there. 

"While I'm normally something of a prude, I figure no one would ever expect me to be seen dead in anything like this, therefore that is the perfect reason to do so.